Nov
14
She’s a little Runaway.
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When I realized how potentially dangerous it could be to further harass “My Little Friend” Cisco in the shipping department, I decided to focus on someone a little less controversial for my next FlagandBanner employee profile. I mean, right next to Cisco, working in the shipping department, is Susan “Susy Q” Brangan. On the surface, she is sweet and friendly. No way in hell I’m going to get in trouble showing the world her more positive attributes. Well, I’ll be damned if I wasn’t wrong again. What I learned was that Suzy Q’s personal life is just as different from her work persona as any of the other freaks here at Flag and Banner. I learned that while Susan long ago had her fill of men, there is one for whom she would make an exception.
Jon Bon Jovi.
“Big deal,” I thought. “It’s not that weird to be into 80’s hair bands… in 2007.” But I didn’t realize exactly HOW into Bon Jovi she was. Many of you might have seen Bon Jovi host Saturday Night Live several weeks ago. What you probably didn’t see was our congenial “Suzy Q” in the wings, waiting to party-on with him after the show. Check out these pictures.
It turns out Susan goes WAAAAAY back with tight-butt Bon Jovi. While we were all waiting for Domino’s to bring us our saturday night meal, Susan was kickin’ it with a rock/movie star. I used to think I had a fairly interesting life. Not so anymore. I’m almost afraid to look into the life of another FlagandBanner employee. If I find one more quiet person with a more interesting life than my own, I don’t think I can take it. What the hell. Next up I’m going to look into the group of young art freaks that work here. Check in later. Who knows what evil lurks behind all those punk rock t-shirts and paint spattered converse all-stars.
we want pictures!!