Nov
1
Say Hello to my Little Friend
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As a writer, I put a lot of value in names. With a name like Joe Montana, what else could he be but a great quarterback? William Jefferson Clinton was meant to be President. So that’s why I was suspicious of our shipping guy, Francisco Gomez. I mean, what a cool name. But, with such a cool name, there is no way he could be as shy and introverted as he seems. I was so intrigued by Mr. “Don’t call me Francis” Gomez that I decided to tail him after work last friday. That’s right, I tailed him. And man, was I shocked at what I found. First of all, after leaving work, he stopped off at 23rd and Battery and switched cars. His meager vehicle drove into a garage and within minutes, a black Lamborghini emerged. And “Francisco” was now accompanied by one of the most beautiful Latin princesses I had ever seen. I tried to call Holly, or anyone else who would believe me, but alas, no one would take my call. The next stop was at an even larger industrial Brick building. When Cisco arrived, a large metal garage door opened and his car disappeared inside, while two suave latin guys kept watch. I crept around the side to a small window and peered in, just in time to see Cisco pimp-slapping one of his underlings. I swear he saw me in the window and grinned. I got out of there with a quickness. I didn’t know what to expect when I got to work on monday. And when I saw Cisco, he smiled that same grin, as if to say “Go ahead and tell everybody. No one will ever believe you.” But he didn’t realize I had proof.
Take a look at the picture.
A black Lamborghini belonging to Jermaine Taylor, the middle weight champion of the world. Concidence? I think not. Shy and introverted, my butt! I see you, Cisco. This ain’t over.
Poor Gomez, people are going to believe you. Come to think of it, Gomez might like that.
how fabulous, he just happened to have on his fab t-shirt on….way cool junior….
how fabulous, he just happened to have on his fab t-shirt….way cool junior….
Dont mess with this lil guy. 2 words for you MEXICAN MAFIA !!!!!!