Oct
18
Dancing with the Stars and Stripes
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It’s a rainy wednesday in Dreamland as the characters at Flag and Banner push through another week. Grady “The Real” McCoy is hard at it, giving quotes and taking names. “Captain Kirk” Wygal is holding down the fort from his corner cubicle. Holly Devine, our marketing and sales air-traffic-controller is handing out assignments and chocolate to “the Call Girls.” I make calls. I’m not a girl. I resent this, but more about that later. Meanwhile, in the showroom, Sargeant Sam, the long-term employee and ex-military man, is making sure everything is in order and every customer is treated right. In other news, Mark now knows how it feels to give birth after passing a kidney stone, and Stephanie now knows for sure that her son isn’t ready for his learner’s permit. On a more positive note, our accountant, Charles “twinkle-toes” Fisher, is brushing up on his Paso Doble and we’re starting a write-in campaign to pair him up with Jane Seymour on the next season of “Dancing with the Stars.”
It’s Jane Seymour not Stephanie Seymour
Oh, right, Dr. Quinn. Will change asap.
I have never called you a “Call Girl”….hahahaha
I have……